Big Balls (AC/DC)

I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
the event is never small
the social pages say I've got
the biggest balls of all

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oh, I've got big balls
I've got big balls
and they're such big balls
dirty big balls
and he's got big balls
and she's got big balls
but we've got the biggest balls of them all

and my balls are always bouncing
my ballroom always full
and everybody cums and cums again
if your name is on the guest list
no-one can take you higher
everybody says I've got
great balls of fire

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some balls are held for charity
and some for fancy dress
but when they're held for pleasure
they're the balls that I like best
my balls are always bouncing
to the left and to the right
it's my belief that my big balls
should be held every night

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       Big Balls (Will Oldham)
      
      balls they come up happy
      when I place them in your hand
      and I will acknowledge with a cocking of my head
      when the faces rise against us
      cuz we're moderate or meek
      they'll see we’ve got the only balls of them all
      
      (chorus)
      I've got big balls
      o I've got big balls
      I've got big balls
      and they're dirty big balls
      and he's got big balls
      and she's got big balls
      but they're not the only balls of them all
      
      we could be eating pudding
      but we'd rather place our balls
      in their mouths when they are eating
      and let 'em be themselves
      well the world is bound to splinter,
      still in paris they will cry
      "we've got the only balls of them all"
      
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      o balls will make you happy
      o balls all the time
      press your balls against the mirror
      now you're pressing them to mine!
      
      well my balls are always bouncing
      to the left and to the right
      they've found themselves a color
      and they peer into the night
      once you've mouthed my testicles
      you'll know I’m not a liar
      I've got great balls of fire
      
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